LALALAND

Small or Tall, Our Hearts Are Open To All!

Take a look around!

Browse all of our attractions and view a map of the whole ward!

Shine on, Superstar!

See the perks offered in our Superstar VIP subscription!

Stay in the loop

Receive notifications for events and find community in our discord server

Take the magic home

Hire our talented Kupo Konstruction team to build the house of your dreams

Click on a venue to find and read about it!

! COMING SOON !

Mogtastic Midway

A variety of carnival games full of big fun and even bigger prizes!

! COMING SOON !

Velvet Vice

Jazzlounge with speakeasy and "hidden" distillery for the Mafia's "illicit" operations, retro vibe with soft tunes and calm atmosphere. Bards and Comedians along with karaoke and chill

Kupo Kiss Chapel

Wedding chapel and guest lobby. Available for rent.

Open 10 PM to 1 AM PDT FRI

Kupo Kove Lunar Lounge

DJ, Blackjack, and Bar

Impresario Lina's House

Where the boss goes to unwind after a day of "honest" work

! COMING SOON !

House of Bounce

Lalaland bounce house donation based. a place for everyone to just hang out and be a kid again

Open 6 to 10 PM PDT FRI

Klub Kupo

DJ, Bar, Blackjack

Mooglemotion Cinema

Movie Theater

Kupo Klubhouse

VIP house for superstars to hang out

! COMING SOON !

Kupo Koncerto

Bard house

Bon-Naka VIP House

VIP house for affiliated venue Bon-Naka Onsen

! COMING SOON !

Lalas' Vegas

Wide range bets welcome for Blackjack, Roulette, Keno, and Poker (Texas Hold 'em)

✰ Superstar Status ✰

All this for 3,000,000 gil per month - ask any staff to buy!

increased wager limits

Superstars enjoy double the maximum at our gambling tables (excluding our tables at Lalas' Vegas)

custom drink on arrival

Enjoy a custom drink on arrival at Klub Kupo where we know you and your drink.

Exclusive vip areas

Enjoy access to dedicated vip spaces like our Kupo Klubhouse.

Poker tournaments

Access to high-stakes Thanalan Hold‘em monthy tournaments hosted in discord.

gpose session

One free 3-shot, 2-pose gpose session per month.

bottle service

Bottle service is available at Klub Kupo and Kupo Kove Lunar Lounge on a first come first serve basis for 2,000,000 Gil a night, allowing you and up to 7 friends to hang out on stage with the artists, dance, and party the night away to your hearts content.

parkwide discount

10% off EVERYTHING parkwide (excluding gambling deposits, raffle tickets, and bottle service)

free raffle entry

One free entry into any Lalaland venue raffle every week. Weekly reset is Sunday night.

complimentary food & tinctures

Receive 40 free current BIS food or tinctures of your choice once monthly.

Lalaland Parkwide Rules

Age requirement

You MUST be 18 or older to drink any alcoholic beverages Lalaland has to offer.All staff is above the age of 18

Conduct

All staff and patrons must conduct themselves in a manner that is not malicious and purposefully upsetting to any individual. If a complaint is issued, it will be investigated in a timely manner. If anyone feels uncomfortable in any way, do not hesitate to say something to the manager or their assistant
Examples of ill-conduct: Trolling, stalking, name calling, etc.

Prohibited behavior

All services use in-game currency (gil) only. We do NOT participate in RMT (real money trading)Absolutely no ERP within Lalaland

Smol Wonders Atelier

Superstars enjoy 10% off all orders!

At Smol Wonders, we can craft anything in-game for a super reasonable price—5% below the current week’s market value on Universalis. Shopping with Smol Wonders not only supports small businesses but also helps make the magic happen in Lalaland.No order is too great or small! For items not from the current expansion, we ask for a 24-hour turnaround. Shop with us for all your combat food and potion needs, and save a ton of money over market board prices while supporting the park!

Work at Lalaland

Apply on discord if you're interested!

SFW Dancer

at Lunar Lounge fri 10 PM-1 AM

Show off your moves and keep the crowd entertained as one of our stellar dancers! Must love music and bringing energy to the floor.

Velvet Vice

We're working to open Velvet Vice, and will need help! Check here later or get updates in our discord server!

Lalas' Vegas

Lalas' Vegas is under construction but we have BIG plans and would love help! Pitbosses, dealers, shoutrunners, and dancers are all encouraged to watch for openings SOON!

Discover More on Discord

Content progression

Request or provide help with FFXIV where it's needed in a kind space home to many experienced players and sprouts alike

meme, gpose, and art sharing

Post or view a wide variety of media with an already active and interested audience

more from our venues

Enjoy movies from the Mooglemotion Cinema and poker/roulette from Lalas' Vegas hosted on discord in our VCs

announcement notifications

Be one of the first to hear about community events and share in the hype

unrealistically active vC

Participate or listen in to whatever is going on in one of our 5 public VCs that are active an average of 16h a day

Ask questions any time

Anything on your mind? Pop a question in the server any time!

Character Sign-in on Arrival

You will need to sign in with any character with the following command:/xiv iamThis command will prompt for a character's home world, first name, and last name. Successful input will change your nickname to that character's name and give you access to the whole server!

Rules for Reference

The rules here are very simple folks!1) Any sort of hate speech, or harassment will NOT be tolerated in our clubs or Discord. No racism, sexism, homophobia, or ad hominem directed at others in ANY form. Any such behavior will result in a ban from our disco, and we will refuse service to you at all of our establishments. These things are a one and done offence.2) We do not allow any sort of "botting" on our stage. This is a house rule and one we enforce strictly. If you would like to play a multi-track song, we ask that you bring or make friends to play with.3) We are a SFW+ Gang. Basically meaning we ask that IF you are inclined towards talk of a "spicy" nature, please keep this to private channels while at our events or on our properties, just to ensure the comfort of all. We do not mind off color language or jokes, provided they are not intended in a harmful manner.4) Be kind to one another, have fun and please be respectful of one another.Thank you for being kind and respectful of our rules, and we hope you enjoy your time with us. <3